Spread the Laughter This Valentine's: Funny Card Messages to Lighten the Mood

You want to write a funny Valentine's card? Great - after all, Valentine's Day isn't just about roses and chocolates. It's also a fantastic opportunity to share a good laugh with your significant other. Humor is a great way to celebrate your relationship, especially if you both enjoy a good joke. If you're looking to add a touch of humor to your Valentine's Day this year, here are some hilariously charming card messages that are sure to bring a smile to your loved one's face. We've included why we think they might be a good choice and even given suggestions too!

Funny/Humorous Card Messages:

• "You're My Favorite Person to Lie in Bed and Look at My Phone Next To" Ah, modern romance! This message is a playful nod to how our relationships look in the digital age. It's perfect for couples who appreciate the quirks of living in a connected world and can laugh about it together.

• "I Love You More Than Pizza (And That's Saying a Lot)" Who doesn't love pizza? This message is ideal for foodies or anyone who knows the deep, true love of a good piece of pizza. It's a humorous way to say, "I love you more than my favorite thing," which, let's be honest, means a whole lot.

• "If You Were a Triangle, You'd Be Acute One" For the math lovers or pun enthusiasts, this message is a cute (or should we say, 'acute') way to show your affection. It's a clever play on words that brings a bit of geeky charm to your Valentine's Day.

• "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm Not Good at Rhyming, Refrigerator" This one is for lovers of anti-jokes. It starts like a traditional Valentine's poem and then takes a funny, unexpected turn. It's a great way to make your Valentine laugh out loud.

•  "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" "Actually, it's because the fashion industry has diversified its product range to appeal to a broad consumer base." You can come up with anything that sounds like a cliche` and make it NOT!  

• "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes." "Although, realistically, eyes are not large enough to get physically lost in." Turns a romantic cliché into a comment on the impossibility of the original metaphor.

• "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." "Also, I should probably get my vision checked." A great example of a classic pickup line being undone with a practical concern.

• "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night." "That's actually just a figure of speech and involves no physical exertion on your part." Another example of a pickup line, but this time we've gone for a literal realisation. 

• "I love you like I love my coffee: constantly, and sometimes irrationally." A humorous message for those of us who can't live without our daily coffee and their significant other. It's a fun way to say that your love is both a necessity and a passion.

• "You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then walk into a pole." This one is perfect for a laugh, especially for those who've experienced the distracted bliss of texting with a loved one. It's a playful way to say that thinking about them makes you happily absent-minded.

• "Together, we're basically a rom-com. You're the rom, I'm the com." Ideal for couples who see their relationship as a perfect mix of romance and comedy. It's a cute acknowledgment of each person's role in making the relationship both loving and fun. You can do the same thing

• "Our love story is my favorite. Except for that one summer where we argued about the air conditioner settings." This message is great for long-term couples who have shared many ups and downs and can laugh about the small, everyday squabbles.

• "I love you even when I'm really, really hungry. That's true love." Perfect for highlighting the strength of your love – because we all know how challenging it can be to maintain composure when you're hungry!

• "You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Either that, or I need new glasses." This one adds a playful twist to a classic romantic line, making it ideal for couples who enjoy a bit of whimsical humor.

• "You're the dressing to my salad, the sauce to my spaghetti. Life without you? Now that would be petty." Great for food lovers, this message combines a love for food with a playful rhyme, making it both sweet and lighthearted. Pick their favourite foods - or for an Aussie twist, go with: "You're the tomato sauce to my pie, the steak to my sandwich. You must know by now, there's no one else I'd rather ravish!

• "You must be from the future because you've made all my dreams come true. Also, can you check if flying cars are a thing yet?" Perfect for your significant other who loves sci-fi and dreams about futuristic possibilities.

• "Bee mine, Valentine! You're the bee's knees and I'm not pollen your leg!" Who doesn't love a good fun pun or three? It will bring a smile to their face!

• "If our love story was a sci-fi movie, it'd be called 'The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... And the Occasional Alien Invasion'." A playful nod to popular sci-fi concepts, ideal for couples who enjoy a good mix of romance and intergalactic adventure.

• "Our love is like a tree – it keeps growing and getting more beautiful, except it doesn't drop leaves all over the living room floor." This message humorously acknowledges the beauty of growing love while playfully calling out the less romantic aspects of tree maintenance.

• "Our love is like a big old gum tree – a little quirky, very strong and deeply rooted." Ideal for a couple who has been together for a while, this message combines the strength of an enduring relationship with a touch of playful humor.

As you can see, Valentine's Day doesn't always have to be serious and romantic. Sometimes, the best way to celebrate your love is through a shared sense of humor. These funny Valentine's card messages are perfect for making your significant other chuckle and reminding them of the joy and laughter you bring to each other's lives. So, go ahead, pick the one that suits you best, or use these as inspiration to write your own hilarious message. If you would rather look at some playful and cheeky or romantic and loving messages have at it! Happy Valentine's Day!